Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
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I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
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You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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