Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
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4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
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P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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