If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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