What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
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