Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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