Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
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my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
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Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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