My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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