I only kidnapped one of them. chill
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
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How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
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I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
They have beer where we have blood.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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