bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.