yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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