I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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