She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
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so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
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i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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