And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
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Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
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If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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