The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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