i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
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She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
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I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I'm getting married
To pizza
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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