I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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