honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
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Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
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Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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