i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
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Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
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I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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