We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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