See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
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