and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
you win again, gameday.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
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