dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
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That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
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What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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