You're completely useless in the revolution.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
try to milk me bitch
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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