yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
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in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
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I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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