Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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