He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
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The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
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It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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