Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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