That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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