I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
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For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
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I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
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