I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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