We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I just gargled with NyQuil
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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