my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
