you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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