Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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