drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
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I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
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I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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