I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Randomize
