There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
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Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
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It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
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