After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
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She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
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Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
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