the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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