found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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