My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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