I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
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Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
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So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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