her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
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All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
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Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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