there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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