Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I think I am morally bankrupt
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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