It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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