Can Purell be used as lube?
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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