he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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