There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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