Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
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I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
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Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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