I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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