i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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