all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
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I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
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I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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