Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Randomize
