I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
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i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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