I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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