Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
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Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
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What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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