I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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