Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
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